...and now after the implant, it's about three-to-four times longer than before! After a few too many cocktails, Bill Gates shows off his Charo impersonation: Coochi coochi! One hundred thousand dollars? It's only about this much. A boasting Bill Gates shows off to his country club friends, impressing them with a demonstration of a technique he claims used to drive his former eight foot tall girlfriend wild. Bill Gates wows the crowd on karaoke night with a rousing rendition of John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy. Has anybody seen Mini-Me? Board members are disturbed when in the middle of a meeting Bill Gates suddenly starts cooing "that's my good kitty" and begins stroking his imaginary pet cat.