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bridge to hawaii

 
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(shamelessly stolen from somewhere else on the net)
> A man walking along a California beach was deep in
> prayer. All of a sudden,
> he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish.
>
> "Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a
> booming voice the Lord
> said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me
> in all ways, I will grant
> you one wish."
>
> The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
> drive over anytime I want.
>
> "The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
> Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
> supports required to reach the
> bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it
> would take! I can do it,
> but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
> worldly things. Take a
> little more time and think of another wish, a wish
> you think would honor and
> glorify me."
>
> The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he
> said, "Lord, I wish
> that I could understand women. I want to know how
> they feel inside, what
> they are thinking when they give me the silent
> treatment, why they cry, what
> they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can
> make a woman truly happy."
>
> The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes
> on that bridge?"
>
 
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