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Hot laptop burns scientist's penis
"...He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it was not until he was examined by a doctor that he realised how much damage had been done....
...Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."
 
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That's a good excuse for the wife, it was the
laptop, honey. He did not mention the rug burns
on his knees.
 
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Aah, now I know why! :roll:
 
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What??? He did not follow with a suit???
 
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NEVER code naked!!!
 
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