I went to the store the other day and was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a "pencil-necked Nazi".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of "horse s***".
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.