Q: What is the height of optimism? >A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. > >Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? >A: The entire Indian innings. > >Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 >overs? >A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on. > >Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indian batsman? >B: In form. > >Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian batting order? >A: Move Extras up the order > >Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increased payments for test >matches? >A: Someone told them that some test matches can go into the fourth day. > >Q: What would Glen McGrath be if! we was an Indian? >A: A genuine all rounder > >Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name? >A: When he is bowling > >Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian team? >A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat > >Q: When will India declare the next national holiday? >A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup > >Q: What skill is required to officiate in matches figuring India? >A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10 times in 5 minutes. > >Q: What is to be done to ensure that one-day matches figuring India lasts >at least one full session? >A: The opponent team should bat first > >Q: How is the Indian scorecard written? >A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest, extras highest) > >Q: What would have happened if there was an 8th ODI? >A: Tendulkar would have scored one more run and crossed his highest score >in the series. > >Q: When do you feel that listening to Sidhu's commentary less painful? >A: When watching India's batting
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Yep, that makes 3 times thats been posted. Canada shouldn't be discouraged from playing in the World cup. As a team they aren't quite in the same league yet, but they should be encouraged to keep up with it. Otherwise they might be in danger of playing Basketball or Baseball
Originally posted by David O'Meara: Canada shouldn't be discouraged from playing in the World cup. As a team they aren't quite in the same league yet, but they should be encouraged to keep up with it...
You are talking like communist .. just joking ... but I think Canada,BD... etc countries should first make themselves at the level of world cup then they should come for world cup like India should not send anyone in Olympic ...
Hmmm...never underestimate any team. They might not win the cup, but nonetheless they can stun some teams. Like what Kenya did today to Sri Lanka! Now they have scored 12 points and the chances of entering the Super Six looks bright. Who knows what will happen next! :roll:
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