Men Are Like.........
> > > Men are like... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
> > > Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
> > > Men are like... Vacations They never seem to be long enough.
> > > Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
> > > Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not sure quite why.
> > > Men are like... Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.
> > > Men are like...
Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long.
> > > Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a
word they say.
> > > Men are like... Department stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
> > > Men are like... Government bonds. They take sooooooo long to mature.
> > > Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do & are usually wrong.
> > > Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
> > > Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
> > > Men are like... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
> > > Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
> > > Men are like... Parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Take it easy!
[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: Chumma Fun ]
