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[lame joke]kermit jagger

 
paul wheaton
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly
formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"

(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?!! - I knew you would be.)
 
Greg Harris
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great, now that song is going to be in my head for the rest of the day!
funny, paul.
 
Randall Twede
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lol paul
 
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