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A hospital administrator is giving a special tour to a generous female benefactor. They walk into a room whereupon a patient is masturbating in plain view. The donor says "Oh my God, what is that man doing?" The administrator explains "Madam, he has a rare disorder in which his testicles overproduce sperm and if he doesn't relieve the excess at least five times a day, his testicles may burst and he could die.", to which she replies, "Oh, that's understandable". They continue on and eventually walk into another room where a nurse is giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God, how can you possibly justify that?" asked the donor, to which the administrator replied, "Same disorder, better health plan".
[ April 19, 2003: Message edited by: Michael Morris ]
 
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I've heard this joke, but instead of female benefactor, it was Hillary Clinton who was touring the hospital as part of her campaign for national and universal health coverage. Under her plan, I would have to break my neck, once again, to relieve the excess of sperm.
[ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: Eugene Kononov ]
 
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