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In case you were ever wondering or needed re-assuring, you might check out theGay-O-Meter. A group of about 12 of us took this the other night and had a low of 10% and a high of 60%, with most of the women hovering around 50%. A gay woman I know who took the test, but at our urging lied on the parts that would have made it too obvious, was the one who hit 60%.
My results (taking it twice and answering truthfully): 23% - Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto. :roll:
 
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On the same site, you can also find out how gay your pet is.
 
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JM: My results (taking it twice and answering truthfully): 23% - Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
I got 26% and same advice. I am proud to be more gay that you are, Jason.
 
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"Map is 40% gay!" :roll:
"you're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!"
 
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RKS is 30% gay :roll:
Initially I was shocked seeing result as 100%
 
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Initially I was shocked seeing result as 100% [/QB]


Me too
SR IS 33% GAY :roll:
 
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I got 26%
 
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desi_bhai is 23% GAY
Loosen up my straight mate!
 
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I got 23%. (Almost said "I came out with 23%", but thought better of it...) Of course if the quiz had been able to detect that my computer's CD player was playing The Producers while I took the survey, I probably would've gotten a higher score.
 
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Here is my favorite CD. German Amazon because they have more soundtracks than American
 
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Angela is 50% Gay!
Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!
 
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Of course if the quiz had been able to detect that my computer's CD player was playing The Producers while I took the survey, I probably would've gotten a higher score.


Jeez Jim, you shouldn't have put that link there. I clicked on it and now i'm certain Amazon.com will think I'm gay. It's going to be nothing but endless recommendations of show tunes and Barbara Streisand films. Is there a way to tell Amazon I'm only 23% gay?
 
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I always wondered, is homosexuality frequent among animals? I mean, if it is, then we know it is biological, and if it is not, then it must be psychological. Right?
 
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A few years ago I got 40-something %.
This time I got 36% so I'm getting less gay though I'm still pretty bent.
Since the first attempt I've had a fight in the street and trimmed my pubes - I'm soooo confused ...
 
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Well I got 20% You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way to straight for these modern times mate! That may actually be pretty gay by Texas standards though
 
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I always wondered, is homosexuality frequent among animals? I mean, if it is, then we know it is biological, and if it is not, then it must be psychological. Right?


I haven't heard of any studies, but some antecdotal evidence certaintly exits. I remember reading about of a pair of gay condors a few years. Maybe that's why they're an endangered species I think there is also some evidence that the probabilty that one will be gay is proportional to the size of hypothallimus. One other little factoid regarding gay women is, that normally the male index finger is shorter than the middle finger but not so in a female. Many gay women have the shorther index finger like males.
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:

One other little factoid regarding gay women is, that normally the male index finger is shorter than the middle finger but not so in a female. Many gay women have the shorther index finger like males.


Where did that come from?
 
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Where did that come from?


Here's an article on the subject. I was wrong about the middle finger, instead it is a difference in size between the index and ring fingers.
 
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33% gay. Interesting though. Why am I 33% gay and not 67% straight?
Is it because all gay people think there is a gay person inside us all trying to get out?
 
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If there was a gay person in me trying to get out, I'd probably feel it and it would make my eyes water.
I'm sorry, its only Monday and I can't stop the smut...
 
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I just about had a heart-attack - while it was compiling the answer & it shows what % complete, I thought it was pushing me up to 100% gay!!
Whew:
Open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!
(43%)
 
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so many people wants to know, how much they are GAY
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:
so many people wants to know, how much they are GAY


including u
 
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20%
 
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Personally I don't want to take this test...
I'm sure I'm 0% gay.
When we have all these beautiful.. cute.. soft... wonderful girls in these world..why the hell.. guys want to do with another guy???
I [am repulsed] when I see a (male)gay..!!!
[more offensive comment was deleted - Jim]

But I'm not sure about the female version of the same.. I think I like that...
:roll:
EnjoY!
[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]
 
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Originally posted by Chumma Fun:


But I'm not sure about the female version of the same.. I think I like that...


I know that's the way that most guys think... they bash gay men, but love to watch gay women!!
[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Elaine Micheals ]
 
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0% gay, that would be like some dude that never said a word and immediately sprung into action when he saw any female assume the position don't you think? That can get you in trouble in most states.
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
That can get you in trouble in most states.


On the plus side, if that were the case, I'd be willing to bet the new friends one would make would help one get more in touch with their feminine side real quick!
 
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Good point Jason.
 
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chumma,
coward!
noone is 0% on that test.
i guarantee im 100% hetero but, it still says im 20% gay...apparently extreemly so judging by the other numbers.
 
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Yeah, once you lose your ying, you lose your yang, too. 50% must be a perfect mix.
 
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16%
i wonder what's my 16% and how i 'll apply it.because i wanna live 100%.
beware of my 16%.i'll apply it.no no.i m afraid of those got 30+.
basha
 
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Originally posted by basha khan:
beware of my 16%.i'll apply it.no no.i m afraid of those got 30+.


Don't worry stud-muffin, you're not my type!
 
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its just a silly test, but speaking as a 20, you might be a bit homophobic, but you have nothing to fear from me at 20%....
 
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Just wondering ..
What do I want to be in next birth ?
1) Cat
2) Dog
How this can decide the %age of gayness :roll:
Any Psychiatrist here ??
 
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I didn't get it either.
Dogs like to sniff other dogs' behinds and stick their noses in people's crotches.
Cats always preen themselves and act like they're queens.
I don't know which animal is more 'gay'
 
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How this can decide the %age of gayness


a cat is a symbol of a girl.because of it's look and feel and soft bahavoir etc..
a dog is a symbol of a boy.look n feel,tough behavoir..etc.so,
if dog
"u r a gay"
else
"u r straight"
got it?
basha
 
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Just tested... Liking cats adds 3% to your "gay-ness" over liking dogs, all other answers fixed (for men).
 
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Just tested... Liking cats adds 3% to your "gay-ness" over liking dogs


GAY people like dogs(male) in all births.that's sure.because of their affection towards dog(male),they like to be a cat(girl) in next birth and all births(including this birth too..but they cannot).
this reaveals the real truth.
GAY people likes to be female in next birth.
OR
any boy who likes to be a girl should be GAY.

any GAY here?.i wanna shoot my 16%.
be happy..
basha
 
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a worryingly large 36%!!
 
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