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Looks like there is a good number of Malayaly ranchers in here.
The real malayaly please stand up!

PS: Malayalees - people who speak Malayalam language OR/AND from Kerala, South of India.
 
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Simbly, chumma , I cant stand up on my chair
nope... I am not Mallu
But I know a little bit... actually I had a Mallu friend... now she is in US. Simbly and Chumma were her pet word.
Once she said, Chumma, give me [she was asking for something]... then I had to explain her the meaning of Chumma in Hindi
 
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... so what is the meaning of Chumma??
 
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It means 'just like that' in Malayalam, where as its 'kiss' in Hindi. This often causes really embarrassing scenes though.
 
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Looks like only non mallus are posting here
 
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Mallu count so far: #2.
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Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:
[QB]Mallu count so far: #2.
who is # 2

 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:
Simbly, chumma , I cant stand up on my chair
nope... I am not Mallu


thank god...

But I know a little bit... actually I had a Mallu friend... now she is in US. Simbly and Chumma were her pet word.
Once she said, Chumma, give me [she was asking for something]... then I had to explain her the meaning of Chumma in Hindi


That is very nice of u, explaining the meaning of chumma in hindi...how did u explain to her by words or by action
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:
Looks like there is a good number of Malayaly ranchers in here.
The real malayaly please stand up!
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Im a mallu. where to stand up???
i know manglish
 
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i know manglish
I've heard of Spanglish, Hinglish, and other variants - but "Manglish" has to be the coolest name I've heard for something like this.
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:
Im a mallu. where to stand up???
i know manglish


Mallu Count #3. (Two was Pradeep Bhat. Is he not?)
Well, I thought all mallu's like Eminem. So, there you go, will the real cool mallu's please stand up, please stand up.
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

how did u explain to her by words or by action


She was wearing pencil heel sandals ..... so I prefer words
 
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Well I am not. I knew to speak malyalam when I was a kid. I soon forget after I moved out of calicut.

Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:

Mallu Count #3. (Two was Pradeep Bhat. Is he not?)
Well, I thought all mallu's like Eminem. So, there you go, will the real cool mallu's please stand up, please stand up.

 
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Okay, still let me award you a .5 mallu status!
MalluCount #2.5
 
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I visited the Mallu Land once when i was a kid !! Does that count !!
I also know about "kapplandi".. it was really eating kapplandi during that long train journey ....
old memories coming back slowly....
 
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Wokay!
Count me in too. Iam one of those hirsute mallus.
 
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Excellent!! So lets give Vi Kam a .25 for his fond memories about God's own land (and our too) and for remembering the world 'Kappalandi'.
Mallu Count so far #3.75!
PS: Ravish, not counting you because you were hitting on mallu girls!
 
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3.75 is very poor score. You were under the impression that there were many.
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:
PS: Ravish, not counting you because you were hitting on mallu girls!


Thanks ...
I am happy with "UP Ka Bhaiya"[Big bro from UP] or "Dodhwala"[Milk man] tag
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:
PS: Ravish, not counting you because you were hitting on mallu girls!


Does that mean mallu guys don't hit on mallu girls?
 
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One more mallu here!
Well! not a regular, but try my best to visit here, once a week!
 
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Who r mallu's. ppl from karnatka??
 
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disregard my previous post..read the very first thread
PS: Malayalees - people who speak Malayalam language OR/AND from Kerala, South of India.
 
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I hope that no one will mind ...
If anyone minds then do tell me, I will delete it but its for pure fun.
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A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a
job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the
manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and
well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was
screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had
to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If You could
form a sentence using the words that I give you, then
may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN,
PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK." The
enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and
PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE
did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY
disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank
you."
The Manager fainted.....
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FIRST WORLD, KERALA,
& THIRD WORLD DATA USA & Canada Kerala India
Population in millions 387 29 897
Total Fertility Rate 2.0 2.0 3.9
Quality of Life indicators:
Infant Mortality Rate 8 17 91
Life Expectancy (Male) 72 70 58
Life Expectancy (Female) 79 74 59
Literacy (Male) 99% 94% 64%
Literacy (Female) 99% 96% 39%
Resource Consumption indicators:
GNP per capita $22,430 $365 $330

 
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Originally posted by Ashok Krishnan:

PS: Ravish, not counting you because you were hitting on mallu girls!


not only hitting but also teasing
 
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{
FIRST WORLD, KERALA,
& THIRD WORLD DATA USA & Canada Kerala India
Population in millions 387 29 897
Total Fertility Rate 2.0 2.0 3.9
Quality of Life indicators:
Infant Mortality Rate 8 17 91
Life Expectancy (Male) 72 70 58
Life Expectancy (Female) 79 74 59
Literacy (Male) 99% 94% 64%
Literacy (Female) 99% 96% 39%
Resource Consumption indicators:
GNP per capita $22,430 $365 $330 }

Dont we have the fourth world - the cow belt? Bihar, UP?
 
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Dont we have the fourth world - the cow belt? Bihar, UP?


up milkman can give the answer or may be mayavathi
 
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kerala is beautiful (gods own country)
 
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The only problem is that that we Malayalees are too obsessed about homeland.
Yup, "God's own country, Devil's own people."

Image Galary at Keralatourism.org
 
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Why is Kerala called as Gods own country
 
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Originally posted by Pradeep Bhat:
Why is Kerala called as Gods own country


Hmm, its actually the caption from Kerala Tourism board - "Kerala - God's Own Country". In fact there are many such God's own places in this small planet. I read somewhere that New Zealanders refer to New Zealand as Gods Own.
But, as we normally assess things relatively, by comparing one to another (rest of India, in this case), I guess Kerala deserves to be called God's own because of its lush greenery, beautiful weather, sandy beaches, breathtaking scenery, wild life, and its tolerant, friendly and literate people and high standard of living.
 
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mallu #4?
Beksy
 
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mallu #4?
Beksy
 
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Originally posted by <slacker>:

Dont we have the fourth world - the cow belt? Bihar, UP?


You will find them all over world: Sardars, Allo, and Jaunpurians
 
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Yay, Besky.
Mallu Count so far #4.75
 
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Mohanlal Karamchand reporting from Kotthazham.
6.75
 
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2 because "enikku oru ellu kooduthala". Dont ask me where
 
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is it because u have a fake identity like chumma fun
 
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njaanum oru malayaali aaney..
count --> 8.75 ( after generalising Mohanlals argument for all malayalis)
[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Nirvan Sagar ]
[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Nirvan Sagar ]
 
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