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These infidels of Javaranch infuriate me. I have deep contempt for these blashphemous ranchers. I will drill their drums and grill their gums until they have nothing left to fiddle.
Infidel No. 1 - The Infidel Moose
Who needs a Moose when I am hungry. We will make moosearoni out of that infidel moose. What animal rights? I want the moose on a fire thats really bright.
Infidel No. 2 - The Infidel Eugene Konnonov
That infidel Russian, talking about free speech when he makes infidel remarks about me. He needs to be sent to Siberia right away! He will have lots of human rights to talk about in Siberia.
Infidel No. 3 - The Infidel Michael Morris
He is infidel to my fellow rednecks. He needs to be sent to Allaaabama! He will learn some of the better ways of life there. Didnt we teach those Yankee Infidels a lesson when we drove them out of the south during the Civil War! They still havent recovered from it.
Infidel No. 4 - Herb Slocomb
This infidel combs his hair so slowly he named himself after that fact. This infidel needs to be sent to Mexico where he can talk about libertarian concepts in Spanish! Ke Pasa!
Infidel No. 5 - Thomas Paul
This infidel is the greatest Infidel. He has two first names. Doesnt he know that a name is made of two parts, first and last!! This infidel needs to renamed to something like Tom Hussein
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The Infidel Information Minister
(Is Fidel Castro an Infidel?)
 
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Infidel No. 2 - The Infidel Eugene Konnonov
That infidel Russian, talking about free speech when he makes infidel remarks about me. He needs to be sent to Siberia right away! He will have lots of human rights to talk about in Siberia.

Hey, I did my time in Siberia, 2 years in the Russian military. I remember when it was minus 50 Celcius outside, and when you piss in that outdoor shithouse, the urine freezes right in the air, before it has the time to reach the ground.
 
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Infidel No. 3 - The Infidel Michael Morris
He is infidel to my fellow rednecks. He needs to be sent to Allaaabama! He will learn some of the better ways of life there. Didnt we teach those Yankee Infidels a lesson when we drove them out of the south during the Civil War! They still havent recovered from it.
Hey, how did Eugene rank ahead of me! I don't mind playin' second fiddle to a Moose but to a Russian! Send me on to Alabama! My great-great-great (yea buddy that's three greats) grandfather came to Jefferson, Texas on a steamboat from Alabama. Who the hell you callin' Yankee! I spit on Lincoln's grave PATUEY!! You won't be marryin' my daughter now!
 
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Infidel No. 1 - The Infidel Moose
Who needs a Moose when I am hungry. We will make moosearoni out of that infidel moose. What animal rights? I want the moose on a fire thats really bright.


Moosearoni!!
Course you will end up with flies in your dinner .
 
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An infidel because I have two first names? What about Michael Ernest?
 
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Infidel No. 4 - Herb Slocomb
This infidel combs his hair so slowly he named himself after that fact. This infidel needs to be sent to Mexico where he can talk about libertarian concepts in Spanish! Ke Pasa!


There will come a day when your hairs are so few that you will come them very carefully and slowly also...
 
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Hey, I wanna be an infidel too! Lemme be an infidel, where do I apply? Tell me, tell me...
 
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Hey, I wanna be an infidel too! Lemme be an infidel, where do I apply? Tell me, tell me...
Ok, but there's a secret handshake and everything (the Moose really has problems with that one). We meet the first of each month in an undisclosed location (usually a Holiday Inn). Expect an invitation from the Infidel recruiting committee. You will have to write an essay titled "Why I am an Infidel".
 
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Infidel No. 4 - Herb Slocomb
This infidel combs his hair so slowly he named himself after that fact.

That's nothing. As Map already told him, his first name means "penis" in Russian. So, his full name means something like "a comb for pubic hair". If that's not enough injury, Herb also worships the devil by believing that mass murders in the Bible serve some noble purpose. He is a true infidel, indeed!
 
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Somebody has dirty mind
"Map explained" - this not fair. Map did not even think about this association until you brought it up. "Herb" always made her think about something vegetative and green, and "Slocomb" looks so unusual, so it made Map to fantasy about somebody from Mars
 
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"Herb" always made her think about something vegetative and green, and "Slocomb" looks so unusual, so it made Map to fantasy about somebody from Mars
An alien with a zuccini penis?
 
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Now you just want to skew Eugene's statistics!
 
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Infidels!!!
Your posts will all be cut into pieces. Chopped and made into mince meat. We the great warriors will outpost everyone of you. We are already embarking on this historic holy war!
Don Liu is our commander in chief. One needs to only take one look at his magnificient work in WA Word Association and they will run to hide. And we will kick them on their backside.!! Infidels!!!
Infidel Michael Morris has started recruiting more Infidels. With Don on our side we will win this war!
We are winning this war. We have 2642 posts for Don alone.
Infidel Thomas Paul is trying to recruit our other great warrior Michael Ernest. But we will entice him with the position of naming other Infidels and keep him on our side. Barry Gaunt can apply for this post too.
We will get you and we will finish you!
 
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