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Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps, and California have all the lawyers?

New Jersey got first choice...
 
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A group of ship passengers find themselves on a dingy after their cruiser sinks. Suddenly there are sharks circling everywhere. One of the survivors dives into the water and a few minutes later the sharks disappear and he reenters the dingy. The curious observers asked, "What did you do to get rid of the sharks?"
The man replies, "I'm a lawyer."
Observers, "So?"
Lawyer, "Professional courtesy"
 
Don't get me started about those stupid light bulbs.
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