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Women are always too cold.
 
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
Women are always too cold.


 
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yeah that one confuses me too...i see women wearing skirts when im freezing in jeans
 
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Originally posted by Sara Jahan:

Okay revised "wisdom": Women are always too cold or too hot.
Maybe its an English thing, but my women friends seem to constantly open and shut windows, fiddle with the heating, borrow jumpers then shed them, whinge about cold feet whilst wearing the thinest blouse ...
I thought that humans have self-regulating body temperatures like other mammals. Not women. Has no one else noticed this?
 
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