posted 20 years ago
my redneck joke of the week.
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u people know?.michel morris actually dead before two years.but sometimes u may ask "so why he is living now?".answer is simple.'to cultivate and inspire aspiring infidels'.
morris could'nt got sleep on that day.just thinking about the purpose of his living,he just walked out from his room to the road.just walked by looking infidels.wandering.dont got anyone who can be a perfect infidel.continued walking..just managed to find an average one,.morris asked,
"hi"
boy:"hi what u want?"
"ya..i actually want to cultivate u my dear infidel!.come on.i need infidels like u."
boy:"sorry.i cant "
MM dissappointed.decided to return home.but he thinked about the infidels throughout the way to home.'where can i get?'..suddenly he saw a flash.'a 100% perfect infidel!!'.morris's mind filled with joy.'afterall i found a perfect infidel'.morris relaxed.
morris gone to the infidel with great joy in his mind.by reaching to the infidel,MM noticed one thing.his neck is red.MM asked
"what's ur name?"
"sriraj"
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