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Sex and its Effect on the Male Belly

 
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Ok, this is just a theory of mine. The more sex you have, the easier it is for you to acquire a bulging belly. (I can explain the anatomical details if anyone's interested ).
This is perhaps why they say marriage gives the man a belly. It's not just the wife's cooking causin' it
 
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Beers wouldn't be factor, right?
 
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YEs,
Well,it's just your own theory and opinion.The more sex we have,the better we are. AM i rite,guys?
It's just u want to scare the hell out of the guys,which u said they will have a bulging belly?
that's sound interesting for me but i won't believe it.
Here is the truth that u will acquire a bulging belly if u continuously consume beer.
It's depending on u whether to believe or not.
This is another reason that men acquire bulging belly.Woman cooks nice delicous meal for us.
We do thanks for the ladies.
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p/s: if u can explain the anatomy,So pls tell in here.THanks!!!
 
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I think that it is the woman whose belly actually gets bigger after sex.
 
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Hi,Michael
U r rite.I agreed with u.
 
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Mitchell Kave, interesting name - how did you get it
>if u can explain the anatomy,So pls tell in here
It's obvious - the distension of your pudenda naturally causes your lower abdominal muscles to relax - and if you observe closely - it's even pressed outward. This encourages the entire region to expand in surface area, and such frequent encouragement (abetted by rich food and/or beer) causes the aforementioned region to gain volume, thereby resulting in a bulging belly. QED.

And I don't even want to get started on the topic of 'Sex and its Effect on the Male Intellect'. Sex absolutely makes you dumb, as proved in this Seinfeld episode: The Abstinence
 
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Topic: Sex and its Effect on the Male Belly
I don't know about anyone else but the effect on my belly is a strange hypnotic rippling effect, that continues for about 10 minutes after intercourse has ceased.
 
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