An avid golfer died and went to heaven. Just as promised he soon found himself on a beautiful golf course in the heavens waiting to tee off with St Peter.
As they watched the pair ahead of him one of the guys hit a ball into the woods on the edge. After finally finding the ball, he hit it again. This time the ball went forward, swerved around several trees, ducked under some branches, soared up into the air and landed a few feet from the hole.
"Wow"

said the guy to St Peter. "Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?".
"No" said St Peter. "That IS Jesus Christ. He just THINKS that he is Tiger Woods."
