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this qualifies as meaningless drivel because it is forgiven if not forgotten already. i have the very close internet friend and we were chatting tonight and she said brb (be right back). well she was gone for about 2 hours so i told her i got bored and drew a picture, could i send it. she says ok so i grin mischieviously and send it. it is a picture she sent me only i used paint to draw a mustache and love patch on her face much like what my face has. imagine my horror when she gets all upset and tells me people have always said she looked like a guy, and now im saying it too. good grief! it was supposed to be funny. im supposed to know about her hangups ahead of time?
 
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btw, appologizing profusely kind of sucks. :roll:
 
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You could try telling her that some guys are really attractive ...
no, that probably won't work either ...
 
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I would prefer a woman with woman's body and man's mind.
Woman's mind .. I stopped trying to understand long back and best/worst part they are same all over universe. I met very few females who were really worth to be associated with OR I was not worth to be associted for LOT of women.
True they are from Venus ... I am happy martian.
 
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people have always said she looked like a guy
With clothes on or off?
Dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith
 
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do you think i would have asked her that? im not a moron!
 
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Originally posted by Randall Twede:
this qualifies as meaningless drivel because it is forgiven if not forgotten already. i have the very close internet friend and we were chatting tonight and she said brb (be right back). well she was gone for about 2 hours so i told her i got bored and drew a picture, could i send it. she says ok so i grin mischieviously and send it. it is a picture she sent me only i used paint to draw a mustache and love patch on her face much like what my face has. imagine my horror when she gets all upset and tells me people have always said she looked like a guy, and now im saying it too. good grief! it was supposed to be funny. im supposed to know about her hangups ahead of time?


Randall, how old are you? Man, you will never understand any woman notwithstanding Map's arguments to the contrary. There are certain things you can do to cutback on some of these unfortunate events, like never under any circumstances by a woman an article of clothing for a present. That is a losing proposition. If you buy it too small she get's angry because it doesn't fit, if you buy it the right size or larger she asks you "Do I really look that big to you?" So, you have a decision to make, either get accustomed to appologizing profusely, decide you would rather be gay, or become a monk.
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:
I would prefer a woman with woman's body and man's mind.

I have only seen one woman in my life that fits that criteria, Sally (Kristen Johnston) on Third Rock, but alas she is probably only acting.
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
either get accustomed to appologizing profusely, decide you would rather be gay, or become a monk.


Satya Wachan [Well said]
 
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I have only seen one woman in my life that fits that criteria, Sally (Kristen Johnston) on Third Rock, but alas she is probably only acting.


I think you nailed it. No truer word has ever been said.
 
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Originally posted by vi kam:

I think you nailed it. No truer word has ever been said.


First time I got majority ..
 
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Randall, how old are you? Man, you will never understand any woman notwithstanding Map's arguments to the contrary. There are certain things you can do to cutback on some of these unfortunate events, like never under any circumstances by a woman an article of clothing for a present. That is a losing proposition. If you buy it too small she get's angry because it doesn't fit, if you buy it the right size or larger she asks you "Do I really look that big to you?"
Michael, may I ask, how many women did you attempt to present with "an article of clothing"? How big is your base for generalization? Did your sample include women of various ages, social backgrounds, education?
I must admit, I found it impossible to have any reasonable conversation with Christians -- they are so prone to overstatements...
P.S. Enlighten me, why to buy anybody, woman or not, clothes that might not fit? When my boyfriend wanted to buy some clothes for me, we went to the store together, so I could ask if he liked it on me!
 
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DAMNED THREAD HYJACKERS!
map finally posts in this thread and doesnt even respond to it. NO, she responds to the thread hyjacker Michael! Gets all upset at MAP

j/k
 
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P.S. Enlighten me, why to buy anybody, woman or not, clothes that might not fit?
By Morris:-
if you buy it the right size or larger she asks you "Do I really look that big to you?"
AW I think it was a simple joke ..
When my boyfriend wanted to buy some clothes for me, we went to the store together, so I could ask if he liked it on me!
I would prefer to give surprise present to my girl-friend. :roll:
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:
This could be one reason to pray Cow because it gives you milk.
For a Dhobi[Laundry man], donkey is God.


Who is god for Devdasi's?(hindu religeous prostitutes).if your 'god law' is true,the food provider is god.so what is providing food for devdasis?.It's true that 'Penis' is another hindu god.
 
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Originally posted by <Sarkari Karmachari>:


Ignoring you .. you are in wrong thread
 
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Accidently i made a mistake by posting a reply to wrong thread.Any Moderators please place my previous thread to the scientific miracles.
 
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We can't move individual posts that way. I could just delete your post, but if I post it in another thread it will appear as a post from "Jim Yingst". I suggest you register an account, and then you will be able to edit your own posts if this sort of thing happens in the future. Cheers...
 
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
I'm just saying that the pro-Islam arguments discussed here so far are wholly unconvincing from a scientific perspective.Sorry


I am not providing my text.i am quoting from one source :
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Allah draws attention in particular to peoples' fingertips:
Does man imagine We will not reassemble his bones?

Yes, We are able to put together in perfect order the very tips of his fingers. (Surat al-Qiyama: 3-4)


Bringing an utterly decayed human body back to life is very easy for Allah. Now, examine your fingertips. Everyone's fingerprints are unique to himself. If you had a twin, his/her fingerprints would also be different. Every person who is alive or who has ever lived in this world has a unique set of fingerprints. That is why they are almost as unique as the identity of a person.
Allah the Almighty can re-create us, down to all these fine details. Meanwhile, we need to keep in mind that the significance of fingerprints and that the fact that every person has a set of fingerprints peculiar to himself was only discovered in the nineteenth century. But Allah drew attention to the tips of the fingers 1,400 years ago in the Qur'an.
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Sorry for mistake...please delete this post from this thread.it's not a post for this thread.
 
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I repeat:


I suggest you register an account, and then you will be able to edit your own posts if this sort of thing happens in the future.

 
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Originally posted by Randall Twede:
DAMNED THREAD HYJACKERS!
map finally posts in this thread and doesnt even respond to it. NO, she responds to the thread hyjacker Michael! Gets all upset at MAP

j/k


Sorry Randall. {M^2 apologizing profusely]
 
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MAP: Michael, may I ask, how many women did you attempt to present with "an article of clothing"? How big is your base for generalization? Did your sample include women of various ages, social backgrounds, education?
OK Map, you caught me again, I am only using antecdotal evidence gleaned over the years most of which coming from conversations with other men attempting to understand the female mind. Truthfully, we men do misread women often, but it's usually because we have done something stupid, but what's a guy to do when his buddies challenge him to the tequila drinking championship of the world or whatever the competition du jour is?
MAP: I must admit, I found it impossible to have any reasonable conversation with Christians -- they are so prone to overstatements...
I think that's the Texan in me. Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the tall tales.
MAP: Enlighten me, why to buy anybody, woman or not, clothes that might not fit? [\b]
Becuase most guys don't have any idea what all those numbers mean. Now if apparel were sized like: Big tits, medium belly, and large ass, maybe we would have a clue.
[b]MAP: When my boyfriend wanted to buy some clothes for me, we went to the store together, so I could ask if he liked it on me!

That's why every guy at JavaRanch envies your boyfriend. You're so sensible and reasonable. Maybe there is someone like Sally on Third Rock after all.
[ June 28, 2003: Message edited by: Michael Morris ]
 
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Maybe there is someone like Sally on Third Rock after all.


Where? Where?? Hoo Boy! She's a hotty.. [drool!!]
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