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Honey, I won the lottery!

 
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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the
driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and
shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh, my God! Really? What
should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

EnjoY!
 
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Please POST SIMILAR JOKES
 
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Originally posted by <DILIP>:
Please POST SIMILAR JOKES


its not joke....his wife told him that...so he just posted wat happened to his life
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

its not joke....his wife told him that...so he just posted wat happened to his life


I protest on sharing personal sad stories here

"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh

 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

its not joke....his wife told him that...so he just posted wat happened to his life


People,No personal attacks .Administrator will close this thread.

MH

 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

its not joke....his wife told him that...so he just posted wat happened to his life



How you come to know what husband and wife were talking ??

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Originally posted by Balaji Loganathan:


How you come to know what husband and wife were talking ??


No personal questions please
 
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Originally posted by Capablanca Kepler:

People,No personal attacks .Administrator will close this thread.


Hi Caps ...
its not a personal attack
Chumma are you offended
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:

No personal questions please


No!, i'm just asking for general knowledge only.

Spritle Software Blogs

 
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I AM THE REAL DILIP HERE. HOW CAN SOME ELSE POST IN MY NAME.
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

its not joke....his wife told him that...so he just posted wat happened to his life


Honey.. please don't disclose everything, happened between us..
I'm still considering whatever you said as a "Joke".
Anyhow.. Congrats for winning the lottery! Be careful in spending the money honey!
I will be there whenever you need me..
Still waiting!
 
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