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Lets know who wants to do what Write a word or a one line which reflects what u want to do NOW.
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i want to post a new topic and that's what i did right now...
 
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i want to get laid, unfortunately im alone
 
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Originally posted by Ashish Sarin:
I feel like slapping someone right now


Who could be better choice than you
 
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Originally posted by Ashish Sarin:
I feel like slapping someone right now


I feel like slapping u now....
 
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ouch ... it hurts ..
 
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I wish i was the moderator of this site so that i can ban u guys from posting messages
 
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I wish i could make u the moderator.
 
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Honestly, if u make me the moderator i want to ban u even then
 
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I just realized that i want to become the moderator. After becoming the moderator i will ban other moderators from posting/reading messages at javaranch
( I hope that the existing moderators will not ban me from posting messages after seeing this message )
 
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Originally posted by Ashish Sarin:
Honestly, if u make me the moderator i want to ban u even then


Honestly i just want to increase my post count..!!!
 
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I want to reset ur post count to ZERO everytime u post a message
 
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Originally posted by Ashish Sarin:
I want to reset ur post count to ZERO everytime u post a message


will give a NumberFormatException .....
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the Posts field only take a numeric value a string not having a numeric value will lead to a exception and subsequent rollback hence it wont make a difference to my actual post count
generally feeling like posting nonsense and that is what i am currently doin..
 
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I want to bang my head on the keyboard for taking SCBCD exam on 6th June.
 
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Originally posted by Devesh H Rao:
generally feeling like posting nonsense and that is what i am currently doin..


but some people prefer to post non-sense in different thread
 
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:

but some people prefer to post non-sense in different thread


can we lock those people in that thread and throw away the key.....
hey ashish something for u to do if u still have ur head intact ie...
 
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Ok now i want to ask a Question to u guys:
If the moderator sees this post, which of the following things are possible:
A. May ban me from posting messages
B. May ban others from posting messages excluding me
C. May bang his head on the server of javaranch and regret for starting the meaningless drivel forum
D. The moderator will leave the forum to let me take his/her place
E. The moderator will send me a request not to send messages
If you have some other BETTER options then please WRITE
 
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... I didn't notice that Randall is already a moderator
 
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Originally posted by Ashish Sarin:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... I didn't notice that Randall is already a moderator


He isn't he only acts as if he is a moderator...
 
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Originally posted by Devesh H Rao:
He isn't he only acts as if he is a moderator...


It's a great act then, because he looks a lot like a moderator...
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:

It's a great act then, because he looks a lot like a moderator...


actually i too am a moderator over here but i act as a ranch hand now how is that for acting....
mornin mornin me posting lot of nonsense ... i think i shld get back to work ... hav fun ppl
 
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i wonna b- ultimate example of unselfishness...
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i better sleep...i dont have those serious ideas
i wonna go see my mom
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