Oldest Indian Ranchers

[Anonymous]

Any guesses for 10 oldest Indian Ranchers

[Cindy Glass]

Define "old".

[Jason Menard]

Why is it important that they are Indian ranchers?

[Pradeep bhatt]

I find that there are lot of threads that talk about India.
I havent yet found out who Saddam is.
https://coderanch.com/t/38927/md/Which-country-name-born
[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: Pradeep Bhat ]

[vi kam]

Happy
Dont snore loud

[John Smith]

Any guesses for 10 oldest Indian Ranchers
10? I didn't realize we had that many Indian ranchers. I think Michael Morris is the oldest Indian, because:

his granddaughter just got married

he writes with that distinct and lovely old South-Eastern Indian accent, such as "you aint seen nothin' yet, so what do you think of 'em apples?"

all his jokes are about good old Kama Sutra and its derivates (such as sex with farm and wild animals)

the names "Michael Morris" and "Leonard Peltier" both rhyme and are roughly equavalent to "deer jumping down old hill" in the Indian language.

he resents general Musharoff because his wife got unemployed after working for 45 years for a textile company that moved to Pakistan, and secondary because the general last name sounds slavic, which reminds him of the cold war with the Russians, during which he (Michael) had to hide under the school desk during the "atomic bomb" drills, which proves how old he (Michael) is, which in turn answers your question, which completes this sentence.

[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: Eugene Kononov ]

[gautham kasinath]

Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
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he resents general Musharoff because his wife got unemployed after working for 45 years for a textile company that moved to Pakistan, and secondary because the general last name sounds slavic, which reminds him of the cold war with the Russians, during which he (Michael) had to hide under the school desk during the "atomic bomb" drills, which proves how old he (Michael) is, which in turn answers your question, which completes this sentence.

phew!!! I just realised the sentence above is a pretty long sentence!!!
Lupo
[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: Eugene Kononov ]

[R K Singh]

Originally posted by Jason Menard:
Why is it important that they are Indian ranchers?

OK bulgarian

[R K Singh]

Got one... member # 191
and the latest post is here

[Sameer Jamal]

other old members of ranch are :
Ajit
Madhav
Mahanna