High Plains Drifter
posted 13 years ago
The Crapco Surgical Supply Division anounces its latest neurosurgical tool for dealing with those tricky subdural hematomas. The ultra hygienic cordless belt-driven cranial bone saw called the "Crapshoot Head Splitter" is the perfect tool for getting through those hard heads. It is self-sharpening utilizing a sandpaper made from finely ground koala molars. It also embodies a liquid nitrogen cooling unit to prevent premature damage to the saw. Best of all, instead of expensive lubricants like emu oil, it uses plain butter or a soft cheese such as Bri�. The MSRP for this wonderful tool is only $1995, but act now and receive a rebate of $250 and a one year supply of yak butter.