Originally posted by David O'Meara:
Hey, I missed the Aussie abuse. Got a link?
(I have to avoid the [ rated ] topics at work due to sniffers)
Found the following at:
http://www.thisisparramatta.com/pomsinoz/jokes.html Bruce and Sheila
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Sheila about to throw herself off.
Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think yer doin?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
"Sheila" he says, "Not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport too."