NEWS FLASH!!
Freedom Fries may lose their "Freedom" and return to the "French" based on reports released from Washington. Oh my GOD! Whatever are we going to do now!
Folks, I for one will not stand for this tyranny (sorry, Freeranny)! We must keep the "Freedom" back in our fries! Also, I suggest we commandeer (oh sorry, I meant Freedomeer) the litany (oops, er, make that Freetany) of words that the French have stolen from us!
No more French tarts, it's Freedom tarts for us boys!
Forget French cuisine, it's Freedom cuisine from now on!
Hey, and just so those French bastards get the message, let's return that statue out there in New York to them. We can live without that, can't we?
Come on patriots!
