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9 Things I Hate About Everyone !!!

 
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

sometimes they may have seen people who wored watch in crotch or dick.why you are making a false assumption that they know only people who wears watch in wrist??.do u know meaning of their intention??.what they are actually saying by pointing ur wrist is,"if u wored watch in ur wrist,tell me the time,otherwise dont remove ur pants!!".
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
their hands may shiver if they dont have remote in their hand while watching tv.remote is not for channel changing.it's for controlling the tremble of hand.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
your good cake is my bad cake.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

it's becoz u keep things in last place.just try keeping it in first place.tell me the results.
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor.
some directors make movies which did not really understand after watching 102 times.dont u know those directors??.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
he also dont have another option.tell me,can he say to u like,"Can I give you an answer?".so he asks like that.you are actually missunderstanding him.
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

if something is improved,the previous thing become old.for eg:win95 is older than win2k.any comments??.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f***ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
start enjoying ur life!!.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
did u forgot those days u stood in busstop just for watching the birds??.

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