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OAKLAND, (CA) -- Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Bill Callahan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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LOL!
 
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Speed Limit 55, Denver 10....
 
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Oh man, thank you for those. Good snipe, good comeback.
[ November 20, 2003: Message edited by: Michael Ernest ]
 
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I'm not even an Oakland fan. Hate 'em in fact. But I lost $20 in 1988 because Denver could not cover a 20-point spread. Pathetic.....
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