Ebay Madness

[Mark Fletcher]

Lonely this Xmas.... get yourself an imaginary girlfriend!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2971884785&category=317

[Paavam Payyan]

Going price now is 3 USD!! Do you think a gf who will break up in a month is worth all THAT MONEY!!

[Tim Baker]

Well you definately can't keep a real GF for $3USD/ month

[SJ Adnams]

Cost of real GF;

cost_of_gf_per_month = (salary - tax)/12 + (credit_card_limit * 0.3) + rand() * 100;