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Who is Jessica Simpson?

 
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I'm cleaning out my bulk e-mail box today and lots of the spam is about jessica simpson? Who's that?
 
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a better looking version of britney spears
 
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Originally posted by Damien Howard:
a better looking version of britney spears


Jessica is also much less of a tart than Spears. Jessica saved herself until she got married!
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AKCLI
[ January 05, 2004: Message edited by: Thomas Paul ]
 
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Britney got drunk and got married... .
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Originally posted by Joe Pluta:
Britney got drunk and got married... .

Isn't that how it happens for all of us?
 
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That's what my wife contends... she says she was drunk.
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Do you have to be a tart to have pre-marital sex?
 
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Other way around, if you want to be a tart, you gotta sleep around some.
 
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I had that Britney. She was rubbish.
 
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
I had that Britney. She was rubbish.


That was probably a Brittany Spaniel Richard and I know you were drunk!
 
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
That was probably a Brittany Spaniel Richard and I know you were drunk!
Yeah, but she was a howler though!
 
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Richard,
Your new .sig should be
"Lock up yer Household Pets, here comes Richard Hawkes!"
 
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
I had that Britney. She was rubbish.


This bit was at its best form in 'Love Actually'.
 
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I say.
Bah! Humbert Humbert!
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Mash:
This bit was at its best form in 'Love Actually'.
Yeah I saw that. It was lifted from some other comedy show in the UK, but I can't remember which one and its driving me nuts.
 
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