Here I (better known as RAMBLO

) go again:-
Originally posted by Nanhesru Ningyake:
Rahul, you have been delving deep into why this lawsuit should not win...
That's because I wasn't promised a share of the loot. My soul needs salvation too ! (...drooling again...)

But seriously I think what I said was relevant for deciding the legitmacy and propriety of filing the law suit, which I think is the issue here. I like to think I was doing more than merely assessing the odds in the litigation gamble.
So what really is the suit for? This:-
1. publicity for the GREAT & NOBLE lawyer - bless him.
2. big $$$$$$ for the G & N lawyer - Nirvana !. About saving the Hindu souls, do you seriously believe in it?
Incidentally I think about 0.00000000001% of all Hindus would be bothered about the 0.0000000001% of the beef flavouring. Most Hindus have not heard about McD. Many others who know about McD cannot afford it. Still others who are sensible enough not to go to the beef den and then cry that they smell beef. And finally there are those who couldn't be bothered about the miniscule amounts of beef flavouring.
Apparently the G & N lawyer is taking his in the "land of opportunity". I don't think his prospects would be as bright back here in the land of cow-worshippers. That's because he would be upstaged by the G & N outfits protecting our religion, who would do their noble duty of breaking the window-panes & furniture of McD. The same G & N protectors had earlier burnt valentine card shops because they violated the Hindu religion. I fervently thank God - Hinduism will flourish under the protection of such G & N lawyers and G & N political outfits. They will rid the world of beef - God bless them.
Seriously I think the Hindus should vociferously oppose the lawyer or at least disown him because:-
1. Even if the law suit has any iota of legal basis, it is unethical, improper and unwarranted. Its motivations are ulterior and perverse.
2. The law suit is not for salvaging the Hindu souls assuming that such a thing is possible. What it brings is fame(notoriety?) and big bucks for the lawyer !
3. By supporting this lawsuit the Hindus will only appear moronic and/or fanatic and/or unscrupulous- and rightly so.
4. The law suit can damage more legitmate claims in the future.
And if you think that bogus class actions cannot injure legitmate claims, then think again. India has developed Public Interest Litigations (following the US example). Suddenly lawyers had a great tool for blackmail, and unscrupulous could hardly restrain their glee.
A random instance: A corrupt local authority secretly allotted lands to its favoured few depriving the Rightful Claimants. Before the RC could find out, a few friends of the illegal beneficiaries filed a PIL against the illegal orders, claiming to represent the
public interest of all residents of the local area. They deliberately misprosecuted the case, and did not present evidence against the illegal orders. Ultimately the Court had to dismiss the case, holding the orders to be legal. When the wretched RC came to know of the allotment orders they rushed to the Court, only to find that the court had already found the same allotment orders to be legal ! Their claim was barred by res-judicata ! That was 7 years ago - they are still fighting - maybe their great-grandchildren will ultimately get justice. Of course this has little to do with the current law-suit. I am only highlighting how legitmate forums unwittingly become a tool for the unscrupulous and that class actions are not the G & N actions they purport to be.
that's not really my prime concern. Like I said earlier, all I care for from this is better awareness, ...
That sounds just fine. I was more worried about your "utter rage" and support for the law suit.
These cases could be potential health hazards (like presence of peanuts), or religious concerns (like halal/kosher).
Is miniscule beef flavouring a health-hazard? If not then I think we should not artificially inject legitmacy by clubbing it with health hazards. Health-hazards are matters of
life & death, religious contamination is just
spiritual/mental suffering - maybe it affects after-life, but I think current life is more important. Maybe miniscule ingredients should be listed in the future - but there is NO cause for a law suit in this particular case.
That gets me to think, how did the kosher supporters succeed in getting the industry to recognize compliance? Surely that system would have faced similar opposition, right? If there was a Javaranch then, someone would have posted a newslink to this 'stupid' lawsuit where a lawyer's suing a restaurant for using non-kosher meat, and that millions of people of that faith have been betrayed...
Interesting ! Are you saying that kosher compliance was achieved through a law suit ? Is that correct ? Otherwise, I think there are many legitmate options available in a vibrant pluralistic society like US. Use your $$ in legitmate channels. Withold your custom from McDemon. Build pressure groups. Lobby. Elect and fund those who support you. Write in news-media to increase public awareness and sensitivity. Get representatives to pass some laws, regulations. Take full advantage of the information-based society. Write in the cyber-forums like Javaranch (but not to support the lawsuit or to express "utter rage").
I think the Indian Government passed that law because they couldn't keep the rats out of their grain godowns
My grandparents were farmers, and we never had that problem. Our rats were toilet-trained.
I suspect the American rats aren't any better

(See richard's post above)
McD terms the minuscule amounts of beef as 'natural flavoring'. And that is listed in the ingredients. How could anyone sue them
Cows are part of nature

. But I meant that seriously also. It is certainly more natural than chemical flavouring. It is not so farfetched - at least not in miniscule amounts, unaware that it gives the spiritual horrors to a small strange group of people. I think these things occur everywhere. I may be wrong but I vaguely recall that
medicinal capsule-shells are made of horses/cattle hooves. Or maybe flavouring of some jelly has these things. I am lazily hoping that somebody who knows may tell us. Generally these things are covered by some general phrase like artificial/natural flavours. However they can be more specific in the future - but NO cause for lawsuit.
Ok enough argument - Lets get serious

I hereby propose to file a lawsuit which should agree with all
"true nerds" (see Sahir's post above). I propose to file a suit to recover $ 100000000.......(space limited) to salvage the souls of millions of nerds ravaged by Microsoft

. (Guys I keep the money - OK?)
Quote for the day:-
"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing" [This message has been edited by Rahul Rathore (edited May 09, 2001).]