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Life is a series of try catch statements...
 
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Originally posted by Enrique Madrid:
Life is a series of try catch statements...


And then finally...
 
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Originally posted by Bhau Mhatre:
What is life
..philosophical resurrection after three years..

(for this thread )


That is a loooooonnnggg thread.sleep()
 
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Originally posted by Enrique Madrid:
Life is a series of try catch statements...


Originally posted by James Swan:

And then finally...


With a bunch of unchecked exceptions (& a few errors) thrown in between.
 
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy when seen in long shot.
--Charlie Chaplin
 
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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - MEL BROOKS
 
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Jeevan Kya Hai

Jeeven ek chunoti hai - Uska saamna keejiye

Jeevan ek vardan hai - Use sweekar keejiye

Jeevan ek dhuk hai - Use mitaiye

Jeevan ek kartavya hai - Uska paalan keejiye

Jeevan ek khel hai - Use kheliye

Jeevan ek rahasya hai - Use doondiye

Jeevan ek geet hai - Use gaaiye

Jeevan ek avsar hai - Uska sadupayog keejiye

Jeevan ek safar hai - Use poora keejiye

Jeevan anupam hai - Uski mahima gaaiye

Jeevan anurag hai - Uska anubhav keejiye

Jeevan aatma hai - Uska bodh keejiye

Jeevan ek samasya hai - Use suljhaiye

Jeevan ek sangharsh hai - Use dhwandhwa keejiye

Jeevan katha hai - Usko suniye

Jeevan katu-satya hai - Use sangharsh keejiy

--- Ashik
N.B. Sorry that those who deson't understand hindi/urdu, will not understand the content of this poem.
 
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It also requires more and more memory with less and less capacity.
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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