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This chicken understands commands like "lie down", "jump", "turn right", didn't try other yet, need more time...
 
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He understood "roll over," "flap," "read a book," "do jumping jacks," and "watch TV."
I'm contacting PETA. This is a violation of the chicken's rights.
[ April 08, 2004: Message edited by: Jeff Langr ]
 
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I guess I'm easily amused. The chicken even understood "have sex with yourself."
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I wonder how many people are now typing "have sex with yourself"... :roll: Poor chicken.
"watch TV"
You are far too civil. My idea was "kick TV" On the other hand, I made him read a book.
My favorite are "sing" and "fall down".
[ April 08, 2004: Message edited by: Mapraputa Is ]
 
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sleep
 
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hit yourself in the head, take off your clothes, stand on your head
"boo" is a good one if you like fowl sarcasm
 
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"check room for communist spies"
"lay an egg"
"consider existentialism"
"file your income tax"
"break dance"
"discuss helegian philosophy"
 
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it's personal best IMHO is to
"sing Cosi Fan Tute"
"act like a dog"
"run around".
"act like a cow" didn't impress the chicken.
Wrong. best is hoop-la
Or choke to death.
[ April 09, 2004: Message edited by: HS Thomas ]
 
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stand on your head
drink a beer
play dead
do push ups
eat worms
vogue
swim
airplane
helicopter
[ April 09, 2004: Message edited by: Eric Pascarello ]
 
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