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Does English need a spelling reform?

 
Mapraputa Is
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1. A sentence containing seven spellings of the [i] ("ee") sound

"He believed Caesar could see people seizing the seas."

2. A sentence containing nine ways the combination "ough" can be pronounced

"A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
 
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Or maybe what we need is pronunciation reform?
 
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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter 'c' would be dropped to be replased either by 'k' or 's', and likewise 'x' would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which 'c' would be retained would be the 'ch' formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform 'w' spelling, so that 'which' and 'one' would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish 'y' replasing it with 'i' and Iear 4 might fiks the 'g/j' anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez 'c', 'y' and 'x' -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais 'ch', 'sh', and 'th' rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

- Mark Twain
 
Stan James
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And there's ghoti, the little swimming guys in the water.

gh as in enough
o as in women
ti as in notion
 
Helen Thomas
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MArk Twain took a humourous look at Tha Awful German Language


Best live with the idiosyncracies of the English language.
when you've really got anything to say, you've got to draw on a language that can stand the strain.

-- Mark Twain

honour, humour, colour , our ,
[ June 20, 2004: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
 
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