A good friend of mine recently started his own blog and he's gotten onto a kick of titling all of his posts with music lyrics - usually funny ones. With that, I've started listening to lyrics to find lines that are funny when taken out of context (of course, some of them are still funny within context). I thought I'd share a few that I've found here and let you share some that you've come across. If all goes well, my friend will have blog titles for years to come.
"If I were your appendages, I'd hold your eyes open so you could see..." - Incubus, Megalomaniac
"Her a$* is a spaceship I want to ride." - N.E.R.D., She Wants to Move
"I never met a pearl quite like you who could shimmer and rot at the same time through..." - The Distillers, Drain the Blood
"All these fiends want teenage meat..." - The Ditillers, Drain the Blood
"Let's Get Retarded. Ha!" - Black Eyed Peas, Let's Get Retarded
"Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend..." - The Killers, Sombody Told Me