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IN COOL ENVIRON: A monkey enjoying a swim in the fountains of Raisina Hill on a hot afternoon in New Delhi

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A secretary-level meeting, meant for upkeep of Shastri Bhavan, last week discussed, among other things, a rather curious issue � the monkey menace...
It was pointed out that a dozen monkeys had ``attacked'' a senior official on a Saturday....
....Then arose the question of why the monkeys were increasing, particularly in the corridors of power? ``Well, if the Government pays peanuts, it gets monkeys,''

Monkey power
[ August 02, 2004: Message edited by: Arjun Shastry ]
 
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Check the monkeys here
 
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Originally posted by Arjun Shastry:
It was pointed out that a dozen monkeys had ``attacked'' a senior official on a Saturday....
....Then arose the question of why the monkeys were increasing, particularly in the corridors of power? ``Well, if the Government pays peanuts, it gets monkeys,''



Its a well known fact that monkeys are very hierarchical creatures and instinctively recognize those worthy of ruling. The senior official that was attacked was no doubt unfit for his position on the social hierarchy and hence the monkeys tried to remove him as an act of inter-species altruistic benevolent hygene necessary to keep our civilization smoothly functioning. On the other hand, when a truly great leader arises, he is instantly recognized and embraced ....
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Originally posted by herb slocomb:
On the other hand, when a truly great leader arises, he is instantly recognized and embraced ....

Maybe this monkey was drugged then

 
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Chamone!
 
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... kiss Ma baaaaaad monkehhhh!!

Someone's going to ask, so...
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Michael Jackson: Guilty of being Bad, Dangerous and Off the Wall!
 
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Monkeys are great.Monkeys should be given second citizen role in the world.with communities and globalisation.

but is monkeys enjoys than man?.
 
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He wins.best monkeyman from the link Helen Thomas posted.
 
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How about this one from my link. Magabe Magumbo. Ok, it's Sai Baba. No fan.
 
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Originally posted by Helen Thomas:


How about this one from my link. Magabe Magumbo. Ok, it's Sai Baba. No fan.



I think it's an orang otan

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Not a good idea. Likely to cause offence to some.
 
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Originally posted by Sahir Shah:
Not a good idea. Likely to cause offence to some.



Sai Baba does'nt have probloms with this.If he is a true saint,he will surely think that he and orang otan is a creature of god.So there is no insult.Just two kinds of species.And ofcource he enjoy the similarity of looks.

But his deciples cannot think as Sai Baba do.So they may go against me.What i say is file a case against the site where i got the link first and then turn to me.

But what can i do if Orang Otans file a case against me?.

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Just trying to avoid a flame war. Fortunately there was none..... Yet.
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Originally posted by Helen Thomas:

How about this one from my link. Magabe Magumbo. Ok, it's Sai Baba. No fan.



Actually more than spiritual teaching,they have done a lot of social work too across the world.
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Curiously I went to their Ashram in White field Bangalore where he visits twice a year.I found majority of devotees very disciplined.(I found people from South Africa to Canada to Poland).
Considered to be highly influencial(Many former Prime Ministers,king maker politicians had been devotees of Satya Sai Baba),he has been in controversy too.
 
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