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Did you know that this could be one of those subtle tests performed during your annual physical?

It's the Test of Sexual Orientation

This happened to me a couple years ago - I was in for my physical, and after I had completely stripped and changed into that inadequate gown they give out, this male doc, comes close to me, gently glides his finger over my shoulder, and says 'your skin is smooth'. Things remained as quiet as a sleeping baby down under and that completed the test
 
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You forgot to mention the "dropped soap" incident in the shower stall.
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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