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Two lazy persons are lying down underneath a tree,it is the season for mangoes to become ripe and a mango falls just by the side of one lazy man.Many hours pass and nobody moves.Finally the man on whose side the mango is lying,says to his friend,

"This is a great friendship.u know the mango has fallen just by my side, and u are so utterly lazy that u cannot even put the mango in my mouth.great friendship!"

And the other lazy man says,"Yes, it is a great friendship.

Just a few hours before,why had u closed ur eyes,remember?.A dog was pissing in my ear, and u could not even stop the dog or shoo the dog away, and u are talking about great friendship."

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Your words are wise - but have you considered that even the blind man must tame the raging bull? For it is he who brings water to the buried pineapple.
 
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You seems superwise.So now i got the second person.Remember i and u sat under a tree?.

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And u dont even care to put mango in my mouth.

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