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Vladas Razas
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- "Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."
 
Marcus Green
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Excellent joke!
 
Joe King
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That joke is surely in a class of its own.
 
Jesse Torres
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Originally posted by Vladas Razas:
- "Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."


That is an excellent joke. Unforunately, I can't share it with my non-IT friends.
 
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I heard another:

"Before OOP we had to write our own bugs, now we can inherit them".
 
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There was a job ad for a programming position in a red-light district. It required experience in sex-object oriented programming and data whorehousing.
 
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One thread meets another one and asks: "What's all of this talk about Yasir Arafat?". The other one says, "He is volatile, but ain't alive. Perhaps just sleeping before entering the critical section. Notify all when he joins the Deprecated."
 
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A foreigner object visits a British JVM-land. He takes a cab to drive around. As the cab drives on, the foreigner object asks, "What are all of those big ugly bins around here"? The driver says, "Garbage collectors, sir". "And why are all these objects dead on the streets?". The driver says, "Garbage collectors, sir". "And why are we moving so slow sometimes?". The driver says, "Garbage collectors, sir". "And who are these half-naked women in the streets?". The driver says, "Whores, sir".
 
Mani Ram
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Two ints and a Float in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. "Hey, baby", he says, "my VM or yours". She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. "Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook you Beans for breakfast". After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually. "Were those two primitive types bothering you?", he remarks.

"Yes. I'm so glad you're here", she says. "They just had no Class!"
 
Gerald Davis
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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
I heard another:

"Before OOP we had to write our own bugs, now we can inherit them".


I couldn't have said it better Viva La Revolution
, No oop no oop no oop !!
 
Ray Marsh
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Careful Y'all your geek is showing!
 
Glen Tanner
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Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.
 
1337 W4nk3r
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Originally posted by Glen Tanner:
Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.


That was the best joke i have heard in a long time.

Q: How do you get rid of the Apple?
A: Send it a worm!




custom computers all the way.
 
Madhav Lakkapragada
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A neutron walk into a bar
N: I'll have a Sam Adams
BT: The Bartender servers.
N: How much ?
BT: For you no-charge.
 
1337 W4nk3r
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A deer walks into McDonalds
D: can i get a cheese burger
Cashier: You wanna super size that?
D: Sure
C: Alright that'll be a buck






McDonalds all the way!
 
Marilyn de Queiroz
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Hi 1337 W4nk3r,

Welcome to JavaRanch! Please adjust your display name to meet the JavaRanch Naming Policy.
You can change it here.

Thanks!
 
Nick George
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Originally posted by Madhav Lakkapragada:
A neutron walk into a bar
N: I'll have a Sam Adams
BT: The Bartender servers.
N: How much ?
BT: For you no-charge.


So, these two atoms are walking down the street. One says, "Shoot, I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
 
Gerald Davis
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I say I say I say why is OOP so lame? because it is POO. Now that's what you call a joke http://www.geocities.com/tablizer/myths.htm

Join us, in the procedural revolutio.
 
peter wooster
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Originally posted by Marilyn de Queiroz:
Hi 1337 W4nk3r,

Welcome to JavaRanch! Please adjust your display name to meet the JavaRanch Naming Policy.
You can change it here.

Thanks!


Did you delete all the wanker's scrolling marquees, and my equally offensive response. If so thanks.
 
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