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Do we really require this thread to be continued?
 
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Originally posted by Manmohan Singh:
Do we really require this thread to be continued?



You can contribute humorous content if you�d like!
 
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Originally posted by Manmohan Singh:
Do we really require this thread to be continued?



Only if someone can add some visual aids to the explanation. It's a bit dry as it is
 
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Originally posted by Jesse Torres:


You can contribute humorous content if you�d like!



OK here goes!

What do you call a goat that is god-like ?

What do you call a goat in the sea ?

What do you call a silly goat ?

What do you call a goat that refuses to grow up ?
[ December 17, 2004: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
 
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Billy Idol

Billy Ocean

Billy Nilly

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