Don't code like this at home

[marc weber]

This compiles and runs...

public class M implements Iface{
  StringBuffer buff = new StringBuffer();
 
  public void meth(){
    System.out.println("");
    try{
      label_1:
      for(int x = 0; x < n; x++){
        buff.append((char)i2[x]);
        String s = "" + (char)i1[x] + (char)i3[x];
        buff.append((char)i4[x]);
        String t = s + (char)i5[x];
        System.out.print(t);
      }
    } catch(Exception e){
      System.out.println("Ex01:meth;");
    }
    System.out.println("");
  }
 
  public String retBuff(){
    return buff.toString();
  }
 
  public static void main(String[] arcTan3){
    M m = new M();
    if(arcTan3.length > n){
      byte b2 = 0xe;
      try{
        m.meth();
        throw new Exception();
      } catch(Exception e2){
        System.out.println("Ex02:arcTan3;");
      }
    }
    else{
      byte b2 = n;
      m.meth();
    }
    while(true){
      String mStr = m.retBuff();
      break;
    }
  }
}
 
interface Iface extends Jface{
  int[] i1 = {72, 112, 72, 105, 121};
  int[] i2 = {68, 115, 114, 99, 111};
  int[] i3 = {97, 121, 111, 100, 115};
  int[] i4 = {105, 116, 97, 116, 114};
  int[] i5 = {112, 32, 108, 97, 33};
  int[] i6 = i2;
  int[][] d2 = {i2, i4, i6};
  int[][][] d3 = {d2};
  String retBuff();
}
 
interface Jface{
  byte b = 0xf;
  int n=5;
  void meth();
}

[Joel McNary]

...and Distractor to you, too!

Um, er, Happy Holidays, I mean

[marc weber]

I expect that this convoluted style (translated to C#) should qualify me to develop for a particular software giant.