Sue Graham
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"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
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"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
"Has anyone ever told you how simple it is to go to Heaven when this life is over?"
No, all they said to me was that me being an atheist, my life is wasted!
"The gift of God is eternal life in Heaven. He gives the gift of salvation freely to all who ask, no matter how late in their lives nor how sinful they have been."
Just S0 easy? Even we, damned atheists, have to work harder! :roll:
Originally posted by peter wooster:
I'm still waiting for that war between the Atheists and the Agnostics.
"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
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"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
People like you are disgrace for Christianity. And these are the mildest words I have.
I've heard it takes forever to grow a woman from the ground
Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
"Jesus said if you look with lust, you have committed adultery in your heart. "
... like if this was a bad thing!
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
"Has anyone ever told you how simple it is to go to Heaven when this life is over?"
No, all they said to me was that me being an atheist, my life is wasted!
"The gift of God is eternal life in Heaven. He gives the gift of salvation freely to all who ask, no matter how late in their lives nor how sinful they have been."
Just S0 easy? Even we, damned atheists, have to work harder! :roll: [/qb]
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
The Bible speaks of two places that we will spend eternity, either Heaven or Hell (a place of eternal torment). Wouldn't it be great to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that no matter what happens from this day forward you are Heaven bound? Oh friend, it would be terrible to die and go to Hell when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour.
People like you are disgrace for Christianity. And these are the mildest words I have.
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
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"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
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"I try my best to make *all* my posts nice, even when I feel upset" -- Philippe Maquet
Parable of the Prodigal Son
KJV Luke 15:11-32
(11) And he said, A certain man had two sons:
(12) And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his living.
(13) And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his substance with riotous living.
(14) And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; and he began to be in want.
(15) And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country; and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
(16) And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
(17) And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish with hunger!
(18) I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
(19) And am no more worthy to be called thy son: make me as one of thy hired servants.
(20) And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
(21) And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son.
(22) But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet:
(23) And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
(24) For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they began to be merry.
(25) Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew nigh to the house, he heard musick and dancing.
(26) And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things meant.
(27) And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.
(28) And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father out, and intreated him.
(29) And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry with my friends:
(30) But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf.
(31) And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.
(32) It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Sue Graham:
http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/
"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
[ flickr ]
Originally posted by R K Singh:
After a long time I had good laugh ... (true, I did not have time to read full page, but whatever I read was good enough to put a smile back on my face.)
Thanks for the links, Sue.
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Helen Thomas:
If it was Krishna, Rama or Buddha would you laugh, then ?
"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
We have occasional skirmishes to determine where the border lies exactly, but it seems these are typically instigated by theists, and are seldom an issue among atheists and agnostics themselves. We all generally get along pretty well.
[ January 01, 2005: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by R K Singh:
Yes, surely.
Why do you think it should make any difference ??
If anyone wants to compare prophet/God/Deity/etc of one religion with other prophet/God/Deity/etc, only two things are possible. Either fight/argument between followers of them or they can have good laugh. I chose later.
What I read in that page is that, writer was trying to compare Jesus with Mohammad, Buddha, Krishna etc .. so I smile and stop reading that page.
I was not laughing at Jesus, He was great Man(if only people follow him, people are more interested in Christianity than Jesus), who am I to laugh at Him.
I was laughing at writer who wasted his energy, talent and time in writing that page.
My wishes to writer, may more and more people read the page [may they read full page].
Amen.
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Mark Fletcher - http://www.markfletcher.org/blog
I had some Java certs, but they're too old now...
Originally posted by Helen Thomas:
He also said that he who has not sinned, let him or her throw the first stone.
Be fair. Jesus may have had a girlfriend, possibly Mary Magdalene.
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Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Jeroen Wenting:
Hardly likely, I'm sure my mother would have told me...
Anyway, I severely doubt the (albeit former) girlfriend of the main figure in a religion would be excommunicated for wanting to marry a heretic (which my mother was and did, she was Dutch reformed and married a Roman catholic man who was excommunicated for wanting to marry a heretic as well...).
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Ashok Mash:
Did anyone find this book, Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code interesting?
IMHO, its a very poor and very predictable story built around a very thought provoking set of theories. Anyone think the world will give up organised (and the other kind) religion and go back to the pagan ways when Venus era starts soon?
[ January 02, 2005: Message edited by: Ashok Mash ]
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by the website:
The Bible speaks of two places that we will spend eternity, either Heaven or Hell (a place of eternal torment). Wouldn't it be great to know beyond a shadow of a doubt that no matter what happens from this day forward you are Heaven bound?
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
When I was a kid my dad took me to see "Transformers: The Movie".
I was quite upset when Optimus Prime bought the farm early on in the movie. However at the end, there was a voiceover saying that "Optimus Prime will return".
To my knowledge he hasnt made a come back yet. Which is a bit of a disappointment. So Sue, in a sense Im kinda feelin' where youre coming from
Piscis Babelis est parvus, flavus, et hiridicus, et est probabiliter insolitissima raritas in toto mundo.
I've heard it takes forever to grow a woman from the ground
"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
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