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Disney Movies - Why they are bad

 
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Here are a few, I left out some....

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - One woman and 7 guys who like to sing about her on the way to work.

Pinocchio - A girls dream, maybe a guys too?

Bambi - Nothing like watching a kids mom get murdered and than in the next scene seeing it playing like nothing happened.

Cinderella - Nothing like teaching kids that if you are good looking a man will take you no matter what. If 'Cindy' was ugly would this story happen? Plus the 5000 remakes of this. Can they please stop it!

Peter Pan - Nothing like getting fly and jumping out a window to fly. Or the murderous captain killing people or the song about Red Man.

Lady and the Tramp - Lady and Tramp eat a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Nothing like the woman going for the 'dirty' man that the parents would not approve of.

Sleeping Beauty - A handsome prince breaks out of prison to kiss an unconscious woman.

101 Dalmatians - Nothing like a woman killing dogs. The movie also teaches kids what an idiot is.

Beauty and the Beast - Nothing like the woman falls for the ugly man. It happens all the time in real life!

Man I did not realize I knew show mcuh about this crap!
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Beauty and the Beast - Nothing like the woman falls for the ugly man. It happens all the time in real life!

You landed a woman didn't you?

Another thing that bugs me about Snow White. Prince Charming comes and sees her dead in your glass casket and decides, "She's hot enough dead. I think I'll kiss her".
 
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You landed a woman didn't you? - Are you saying my woman is ugly? LOL....

Yes in my case it is the Lady and the Tramp!

:roll: Ready to be slapped for this thread!
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Eric Pascarello:

Cinderella - Nothing like teaching kids that if you are good looking a man will take you no matter what.

I guess that Walt Disney guy was into telling the unvarnished truth, even when it's ugly!
 
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Eric,

If I could suggest, don't build this hatred so much. One day you may have to read (and read and read and read and...) these stories to someone. You may even have to watch these movies over and over again. Just looking into the future....you seem to be too young for these stories/movies.

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Originally posted by Gregg Bolinger:
Another thing that bugs me about Snow White. Prince Charming comes and sees her dead in your glass casket and decides, "She's hot enough dead. I think I'll kiss her".



Good thing she woke up after he kissed her! Who knows how far the sick bastard would have gone otherwise!
 
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Eric Pascarello:

Beauty and the Beast - Nothing like the woman falls for the ugly man. It happens all the time in real life!

Ugly men with castles and enchanted servants, anyway.

I actually liked him much better as a fuzzy, cuddly beast than after his transformation at the end into a boring handsome prince.
 
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In the original Sleeping Beauty it wasn't a kiss that woke her ........
 
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None of these romantic endings helped Quosimodo, he was too plain ugly, he didn't win the hand of Esmeralda even if he had the qualities of Jesus himself
 
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Fairy tales helped wolves and coyotes get a very bad and undeserved reputation. Actually , that might have begun centuries before disney tales.
One of the reasons the animals have been practically wiped out in the Disney era.
[ January 08, 2005: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
 
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Originally posted by Marcus Green:
In the original Sleeping Beauty it wasn't a kiss that woke her ........



Did he phone her or nudge her?
 
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Jason Menard:

Good thing she woke up after he kissed her! Who knows how far the sick bastard would have gone otherwise!

Jason, that's sick.

Almost as sick as this video!

(okay, maybe more sick than that video, but not as sick as the cat sequel....)
 
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