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Without looking at the name of the JPG or anything like that, just by looking at the picture, anyone care to make a guess as to what this is?

 
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really, really versatile controls for a bidet ?
 
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Yes, sadly, that's about what I'm thinking. I bet it's the control panel for one of those fabled Japanese toilets that scans and analyses your product and sends the test results to your doctor.
 
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Ass Blaster Music Machine?
 
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You guys are on the money. It's a wireless control panel for a Japanese toilet!
 
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Whatever you do, don't push the red button!
 
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Originally posted by John Smith:
Whatever you do, don't push the red button!



 
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It looks like you have to be a geek in order to take a piss. :roll:
 
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That link provides WAY too much information
 
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Wow, Enlightened.

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Originally posted by John Smith:
Whatever you do, don't push the red button!



My guess is that the red button makes a call to tech support. Dear Lord, that would be a fun job to have for a day!
 
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The sad thing is, it still cant tell you when youve ran out of toilet roll.
 
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Which button is for wiping?
 
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Originally posted by Ray Marsh:
Which button is for wiping?



I believe three of the big white buttons at the top take care of that actually.
 
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Gives a whole different meaning to PEEK & POKE

What if tech support doesn't know s**t?
[ February 02, 2005: Message edited by: Donald R. Cossitt ]
 
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Obviously, Jason has the Super-Bowl on his sub-conscious.
 
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Originally posted by Donald R. Cossitt:
What if tech support doesn't know s**t?


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Must have at least 6 months of troubleshooting experience. Able to multitask is an understatement - it is KEY! Patience and a great attitude is extremely important!! Strong customer service, interpersonal and verbal communication skills a must, as this position requires heavy internal-customer interface.

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We offer a competitive wage and benefit package, relaxed work environment, and management with a sense of humor.

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...technical support to end users on high tech communication units.

ummm....I thought they were I/O units. Maybe I am looking at the wrong job listing.

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