Well... it seems, that im likely to date Lynette.
She left the career track for the mommy track just for you
and you better appreciate it, pal! If not, she's likely to
lock you out of your own house or sneak the kids sugar on your night
home with the little terrors.
But admit it, you'd be even worse at this housewife thing than she
is, so fire of the margaritas and keep them commin'!
/Svend