Originally posted by John Dunn:
We've released wild turkeys into Central Park
I think a similar scheme is being implemented in London. Over the last couple of months I've noticed a particularly strange kind of animal appearing more often. Its a strange, colourful, and very loud animal, often seen in large herds. They seem to gather in parks, bus stops and shopping centres, which can be a bit of a pain when they get in the way.
I'm not sure how they ever survived in the wild, as they seem to live on a diet of fizzy drinks and ice-cream, probably provided by some kind of animal welfare organisation or something. Another thing that is interesting is their unique pack behaviour. These weird creatures seem to have a strange ability to alter their appearance to appear similar to their fellow pack members. Perhaps this is a survival technique to confuse predators.
Anyway its getting on my nerves a bit, the creatures are very loud, with making a hyena type sound late into the night outside my flat. I complained to the local authorities, hoping that they would reduce their scheme of introducing these creatures into the local environment, and asked them if they would perhaps be better suited to the wild instead of an urban environment. Unfortunately the member of staff I talked to seemed to be most confused, and kept on talking about the fact that the summer holidays would be over soon, and they'd be going back to school before I knew it. Back to school? Maybe they're part of a school biology experiment and escaped or something like that.