Having a bad day at work and decided that the Earth needs to be destroyed? Fortunately there is a web site with the information you need to do it. So get going...
Distroying the world is as simple as cutting a watermelon. First, Take the world and keep it in a table, take the knife and slowly, cut through it's centre.
There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
Actually if you were familiar with The Tick (the source of my previous quote) you'd know that the moon would actually be a rather poor place to put any stuff.
Well, sure. It was just funny you'd mention the Moon in that context. Other than maybe "Space: 1999" I don't think any other TV series has inflicted more damage on the Moon. You can actually watch a random episode of The Tick and tell which season it is by how much damage the Moon has suffered at the hands of supervillains.