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Software Developers vs Drug Dealers

 
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Drug Dealers - Refer to their clients as "users".
Software Developer - Refer to their users as "clients."

Drug Dealer - "Hey kid, the first one's free..."
Software Developer - "You can download our 15 day trial version..."

Drug Dealers - Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
Software Developer - Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).

Drug Dealers - Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
Software Developer - Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"

Drug Dealers - Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Software Developer - Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Drug Dealers - Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
Software Developer - Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Drug Dealers - Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
Software Developer - Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).

Drug Dealers - Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
Software Developer - One word, Evercraft.

Drug Dealers - Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Software Developer - Damn. Damn! DAMN!
 
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Damn. Damn! DAMN!

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Good One!
 
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hehe
 
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