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Laloo got a job in Microsoft

 
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar
khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was
delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa
appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai -
isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
 
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This will boost Laloo's chances in the election. His party will win.
 
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nice one
 
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Microsoft is known for software bugs.

Laloo is famous for derailment of trains and eating animal food.

Who will be benefited from whom?
 
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Mayawati went to Laloo's house along with a goat. When she entered the house Laloo said
"Aree ye bhaiswa ko kyon saath me laye ho?"

Mayawati: "Ye bhaiswaa naho goatwa hai "
Laloo: "Hum goatwa se hi to pooch rahe hai"

Jack and Jill Laloo's style

Jack and Jilwa
went opper hilwa
paniya bharil ke waste
jack gir gawa
uska khopri phot gawa
jill bhi aaye
lurkat poore raste
 
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Originally posted by Dharam Singh:
nice one



Very nice one.
 
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Laloo was going to somewhere through plane. Air hostess asks him "Are you a vegetarian?? He replied "nahi hum to parliamentarian hai." Air hostess again asked "nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???" Laloo boola "na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun."



 
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Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
 
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son "Well, in that case."

Next Laloo approaches Dhirubhai

Laloo "I have a husband for your daughter."
Dhirubhai "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo "But this young man is a vice
president of the World Bank."
Dhirubhai "Ah, in that case."

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice president."
Vice President "But I already have more vice presidents
than I need."
Laloo "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
Vice President "Ah, in that case."
 
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Laloo is now Lalu. :roll:
 
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Originally posted by D Kumar:
Laloo is now Lalu. :roll:



I am not able to understand it.

Hummar Dimag Ka Batti Nahi Jala
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


I am not able to understand it.

Hummar Dimag Ka Batti Nahi Jala




Laloo has changed his name from "Laloo" to Lalu. This was published in newspapers 2.5 years back.
 
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Originally posted by D Kumar:



Laloo has changed his name from "Laloo" to Lalu. This was published in newspapers 2.5 years back.



Okay okay, Astrology virus has infected politician too after bollywood celebrities.

I read somewhere that Lalu is very popular in Pakistan media too.
 
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