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Mail order Uranium from West Oz

 
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The Western Australian government has just lifted a 6 year ban on Uranium mining, and I am considering setting up my own Uranium mail order business.

The product will be refined to the useful 'yellow cake' state, but will not be enriched to favour particular isotopes. If you have need for a specific isotope for personal use you will need to manage this process yourself.

The product will be safely packaged in extra thick plastic for transport.

As a responsible distributor, I will also consider setting up a process where the by-products can be returned, and these will be stored responsibly on the spare block next to my place.

Pre-orders will be accepted, please post below.
 
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No plutonium?
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
The product will be safely packaged in extra thick plastic for transport.



I was thinking of a steel box lined up with 5 inches of lead, but then again, I may accidentally lick it and get a Tourette's desease or something. Kind of risky, considering that all I wanted to do is to destroy the world.
 
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Do you supply to Red countries too?

[ November 18, 2008: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
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Something smells wrong about this ... will we see a story on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_uranium_forgeries some time soon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NPT_Participation.svg


That's a funny image - Iran can hardly said to be a "participating member" of the NPT.
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Ah, then you can start selling uranium for the Hyperion portable nuclear reactor that was in the news recently.
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Well I would like to have a small yellow cake(uranium) with ice toping(isotope).
 
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I don't know if any of you remember the book "Science Made Stupid" but I'm pretty sure that's where I saw the chapter on how to make your own backyard reactor. Now that good-quality fissionables are available I won't have to be looking for Bud's Scientific Supply in Slagheap, New Jersey any more.
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:

The product will be refined to the useful 'yellow cake' state, but will not be enriched to favour particular isotopes. If you have need for a specific isotope for personal use you will need to manage this process yourself.



Does it come with pineapple and cream icing too ?... and would it be safe to light candles on it...?
 
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Does this Uranium come with a T-Shirt that read something along the lines of -I blew up half of planet Earth and all I got what this lousy T-shirt
 
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