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Programming violations

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(shamelessly stolen from Michael Ernest, who stands accused of attempted programming)

Coding with intent
Possession of a concealed editor
Coding under the unfluence
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Assault with battery pack
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speed (edit) ing
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refactor and battery
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Contributing to the delinquency of a minor release
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Failure to yield to a thread of higher priority.
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Indecent exposure of fields.
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stealing cycles
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floating checks or other currencies.
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Child process abuse
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Software Development on M$ Windoze platform
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Reckless coding in low latency zone
Involuntary system slaughter
First degree core dump
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Goto Hell

create goto labels and make readability a hell
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Taking exception with normal program flow
And then the flying monkeys attacked. My only defense was this tiny ad:
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking
https://gardener-gift.com


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