David O'Meara
,
Rancher
(shamelessly stolen from Michael Ernest, who stands accused of attempted programming)
Coding with intent
Possession of a concealed editor
Coding under the unfluence
Bear Bibeault
,
Sheriff
staff
Assault with battery pack
Bert Bates
,
author
staff
speed (edit) ing
David O'Meara
,
Rancher
refactor and battery
Ernest Friedman-Hill
,
author and iconoclast
staff
Contributing to the delinquency of a minor release
marc weber
,
Sheriff
staff
Failure to yield to a thread of higher priority.
marc weber
,
Sheriff
staff
Indecent exposure of fields.
Bert Bates
,
author
staff
stealing cycles
Pat Farrell
,
Rancher
floating checks or other currencies.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
,
author and iconoclast
staff
Child process abuse
Saurabh Pillai
,
Ranch Hand
Software Development on M$ Windoze platform
Chandra Bhatt
,
Ranch Hand
Gabriel Claramunt
,
Ranch Hand
Reckless coding in low latency zone
Involuntary system slaughter
First degree core dump
Sri Anand
,
Ranch Hand
Goto Hell
create goto labels and make readability a hell
Jesper de Jong
,
Java Cowboy
staff
Taking exception with normal program flow
And then the flying monkeys attacked. My only defense was this tiny ad:
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking
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