This week's book giveaway is in the Agile and Other Processes forum. We're giving away four copies of Real-World Software Development: A Project-Driven Guide to Fundamentals in Java and have Dr. Raoul-Gabriel Urma & Richard Warburton on-line! See this thread for details.
> > Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity > > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With > Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. > > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice. > > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with > That. > > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". > > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over > Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. > > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" > > 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." > > 8 dont use any punctuation > > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. > > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." > > 12. Sing Along At The Opera. > > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme > > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All > Day. > > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" > > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling > "Run > For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" > > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The > Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." > > > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message > >
My book, my movies, my videos, my podcasts, my events ... all my stuff!
[EFH]: i am immediately implementing every one of these suggestions in accordance with the prophecy
Wait, I thought that already happened, didn't it? Hmmm... my memories of this time period are vague at best; I must have gotten confused again.
By the way, Paul: watch out for that woman in the green coat at the restaurant bar this evening. Don't stop to talk - just keep on walking. Trust me. [ November 29, 2005: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]
"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
If you have a bad day in October, have a slice of banana cream pie. And this tiny ad: