(got this in my e-mail and wanted to share ...)
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> Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
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> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
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> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice.
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> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
> That.
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> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
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> 5. Put Decaf In The
Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
> Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
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> 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
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> 8 dont use any punctuation
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> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
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> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
> Day.
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> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
> "Run
> For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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