Originally posted by Amanda Leigh:
I've heard "I'm like milk baby, i'll do your body good"
Originally posted by Vishnu Prakash:
Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, Where did I come from?"
His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have
to find out anyway!"
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!!
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